So many things....

Well things have been so crazy lately...that I started my blog and since then...nothing! Idiot that I am sometimes, I get behind, and if any of you know me, I'm the biggest procrastinator in the WORLD!! Why do something today, when there is always tomorrow? Yeah, that thinking has nip me in the backside thousands of times I'd have to say...

I've been trying to enjoy what is left of summer, if there is any. I love fall, but I don't think I'm ready for it just yet. Last weekend Scott and I went to the malone fair to see Eddie Money...ahhahahah. Can I just say that when your over 55 or so years of age, its time to STOP grinding or gyrating, attempting to look sexy...Unless of course you're a sexy older man like ummm....George Clooney, Richard Gere, Sean Connery, Brad Pitt....NOT EDDIE MONEY!! Granted he put on a great show, and we had an awesome time, but NOOOOO, please don't do that!!
Oh funny story....Last year at I was taking Scott to the Malone fair, well because he had never been, and I just couldn't except that. So, on a Saturday afternoon, we headed out....When we got there I made him suffer through about 7 animal barns, as I spoke to chickens, roosters, goats, horses, cows...and anything else you can imagine....We then decided after 3 hours of me conversing with the farm animals, that we would go and watch the tractor pulls. Well we sat way up top, and I started not feeling very well, and Scott was getting on my nerves, probably just because I felt horrible, so I decided to go for a walk to get some "AIR." Well, half way down to the front part of the fair, I pasted out!!! Oh yeah, in good ole Jaime fashion, pasted out!! The next thing I knew I was being loaded in the ambulance being taken to the hospital...EMBARRASING??? I would say so...well in the meantime, Scott is still in the grandstand watching trucks, and can't hear the fair personnel trying to call his cell phone 900 friggin times...so I head off to the ER all by myself. Well needless to say...2 hours later, the nurse in the ER gets ahold of my obviously worried significant other, and puts him on the phone with me...at this point, I truely DO NOT want to talk, and I just want to get the heck out of there with some dignity in tack.

Sooooooo...needless to say, Scott was a little apprehensive to go to the fair with me againg this year, after my showing last year....But i prevailed and we had a great time, other than Eddie Money wanting to make me puke from his obvious failed attempt at being HOT!!